YOU SEE THESE MUTHA FUCKIN CABBAGE PATCH KIDS? YOU SEE THESE FUCKING WINDOW LICKING ASS HATS? LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, I FUCKIN LOVED THESE THINGS WHEN I WAS A KID, BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNEW THEIR SLOGAN “They’re one of a kind, and just mine!” WAS COMPLETELY TRUE, AND THAT MADE ME FEEL SO SPECIAL BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE YO, THIS DOLL IS JUST AS UNIQUE AS YOU, IT’S FUCKING ONE OF A KIND BUT THEN THESE LITTLE COCK MUNCHERS SHOWED UP FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL AND WERE LIKE “HAHA HEY WE’RE HERE TO DESTROY YOUR CHILD HOOD, YOU AND YOUR UNIQUENESS CAN SUCK OUR CORPORATE PLASTIC CLONE DICKS” HOW DARE YOU?????THEY DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT

FUCK YOU GISELLE

FUCK YOU PEARL

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SINGLE DIMPLES

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